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The Article that Shocked the Sacka-Tomato-inz!

 

 

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The article that shocked the Sacka-Tomato-inz

The Wakefield letter

Webmaster Exposes Himself

The Truth Revealed

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The article that shocked the Sacka-Tomato-inz


Original Results:

  Sac's in Pain, Jocks in Shock:

Athletics' Cajones Disappear!

 

Saturday, May 17- Renfree Field, Sacramento against host Athletics, Won 7-6 (7inns), Won 10-0 as home team Sacramento Athletics forfeited: They ran out of regular pitchers after the third inning and none of their position players was willing to pitch. So we pitched for them. Our batboy would have pitched for us if we needed him.  That is really weak, the Angels came all the way up to Sacramento to face a troupe of eunuchs and their scraggy supporters. The Angels' travel director regrets turning down a game with the Maxim Yankees at San Jose State just to honor the commitment to play these emasculated A's. It takes balls to play baseball!

 

Sacramento Athletics owner Gregor Wakefield: Took his balls and went home.

 

Previous results: Friday night May 9- Won 8-4 over host Solano Mudcats at TCUP Stadium, Vacaville.  Saturday May 10- doubleheader at Harry Renfree Field, Sacramento against host Athletics, Lost 5-4 (7inns) and Won 9-8 (9inns).

 


The Wakefield letter


Gregor Wakefield's letter:

   I was on your website the other day, which I
think is a great website ... but I noticed that
you spent an awful lot of space bashing our team.
 I am writing because I think you don't know the
whole story since you were not there.
   Aside from the fact that the information is
partially inaccurate, I don't think it give us
(or you) good press or publicity to be
publicizing information such as this.  We've been
trying for years to get the newspapers and the
fans to take our leagues seriously and when they
read about forfeits and stuff like this it turns
them off - along with potential sponsors.
   Now, let me fill you in on the details of what
happened.  First off, it was your team that quit.
 It was your team that could not continue to
play.  Yes, we used one of your pitchers at the
suggestion of your own players, but our players
did indeed want to stay and finish off the game. 
In fact ... it was your stand in
coach/scorekeeper who told us at the time that he
was all for quitting because the players were
trying to get him to play.
   The truth is that in a league game this would
indeed have been considered a forfeit if we had
failed to send a pitcher to the mound.  The truth
is that if it had been a league game my players
would have been lining up to pitch.  The truth is
that it was your team that suggested we use one
of their pitchers because he wanted to get in
some work.  The truth is that it was a non-league
meaningless game which ended in a 2-2 tie due to
the Angels walking off the field in the top of
the 5th inning saying they wanted to quit.  Not
one of my players quit, so check your own team's
balls.
   Now, my first instinct was to go onto my
website and post a full page response with
details of what happened (which go further than
what is above).  But I thought it better to write
you and ask you to remove the trash talking from
the web page for the good of our team, and
potential sponsors throughout both leagues.  
   I don't think it would be wise on our part to
be posting a full page (or two) with pictures of
your players in mismatched uniforms, or of
various players changing uniforms to share
jerseys with the names NAZAR or BROWN.  Or of
empty coaches boxes due to the fact that the
entire coaching staff of the Angels were not at
the game.  Or of the loaned pitcher yelling back
at his own team mates on the Angels that "at
least the Athletics have uniforms".  And finally,
of a quote and picture of a very nice gentleman
who was standing in as the coach, but looked
every bit a scorekeeper saying his team wanted
him to play.
   The fact is that this was a pre season
non-league game with over half of our roster
attending college playoff games.  
   Oh and by the way ...  one final inaccuracy is
the statement that we could not find a position
player to take the mound.  We did indeed have one
of our position players take the mound in the
first game, and being a non-pitcher he proceeded
to render the Angels hitless for 3 1/3 innings. 
Now that takes balls.

Gregor Wakefield
Sacramento Athletics

 

 


Webmaster Exposes Himself


Results Revised:

Website Shaken by Series of Allegations!

"That's Not Gregor Wakefield,

That's Pablo Picasso!"

 

Saturday, May 17- Renfree Field, Sacramento against host Athletics, Won 7-6 (7inns), Tied 2-2, Angels went home, who knows why.  This site's webmaster has been accused of falsely portraying Saturday May 17's second game with the Sacramento Athletics.  Athletics owner Gregor Wakefield responded to this site's earlier version of the game by decrying the "trash talking and inaccuracies." See full text of Wakefield's letter-click here.

 

At the behest of the team's team of attorneys, the San Francisco Angels Wood Bat Baseball Team Ethics Review Board has agreed to remove the offensive article and depiction from this page, and to launch an investigation into the scope of false information posted here by the Angels' webmaster.

 

When confronted with the numerous accusations, the webmaster conceded that the illustration in the article is an unauthorized copy of a self-portrait by Pablo Picasso, and not a depiction of Gregor Wakefield. "I wasn't even at the game," admitted the mendacious webmaster, "What could I do? We have deadlines, you know!  I need clicks or I'll lose my job!" 

 

The scandal surrounding the webmaster's fabrications has shocked the Angels community. "He's not some black reporter from Harvard!" said his dazed nephew, Pinky Brown.  "I fell for everything he wrote! Now I don't even know if there's a real Angels team. Hell, I don't even think there's a real Pinky Brown!!!!"

 

Angels webmaster: Product of a godless society without ethical boundaries, and of the desire to learn Photoshop.

 


The Truth Revealed


Revised Results Revised:

Follow-Up on Investigation

The Angels webmaster has now learned that the Sacramento Athletics deliberately left the game early on May 17 in order to watch the Kings get trounced in the NBA playoffs. The webmaster has now been completely exonerated.

 

 Website UnShaken by Series of Allegations!

"That's Not Pablo Picasso,

That's Gregor Wakefield!"

 

Saturday, May 17- Renfree Field, Sacramento against host Athletics, Won 7-6 (7inns), Won 10-0  by forfeit, Gregor Wakefield tooks his balls and went home because the Athletics would rather watch TV.  

 

This site's webmaster has been falsely accused of falsely portraying Saturday May 17's second game with the Sacramento Athletics.  Athletics owner Gregor Wakefield responded to this site's earlier version of the game by decrying the "trash talking and inaccuracies." See full text of Wakefield's letter-click here.   Wakefield's letter is full of trash talking and inaccuracies!

 

At the behest of the team's team of worthless attorneys, the San Francisco Angels Wood Bat Baseball Team Ethics Review Buffoonery Board has agreed to remove the offensive article and depiction from this page, and to launch an investigation into the scope of false information posted here by the Angels' webmaster. Freedom of speech, baby!

 

When confronted with the numerous accusations, the webmaster conceded that the illustration in the article is an unauthorized copy of a self-portrait by Pablo Picasso, and not a depiction of Gregor Wakefield. It's a caricature, dummy! "I wasn't even at the game," admitted the mendacious  stated the honest webmaster, "What could I do? We have deadlines, you know!  I need clicks or I'll lose my job!"  Controversy sells, daddy!

 

The scandal surrounding the webmaster's fabrications has shocked the Angels community. "He's not some black reporter from Harvard!" said his dazed nephew, Pinky Brown.  "I fell for everything he wrote! Now I don't even know if there's a real Angels team. Hell, I don't even think there's a real Pinky Brown!!!!" There might be, but his daddy don't know.

 

Top left: "Sacramento Athletics owner Gregor Wakefield: Took his balls and went home." That's right!

Bottom Left: "Angels webmaster: Product of a godless society without ethical boundaries" - bullshit! we know who the biggest hypocrites are!

"..and of the desire to learn Photoshop." -So what, at least now someone has skills around here.

 

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