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San Francisco Angels Wood Bat Baseball Team Recap of 2003 season- May 17
The Article that Shocked the Sacka-Tomato-inz!
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"All the News in Fits" |
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The article that shocked the Sacka-Tomato-inz |
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Original Results: Sac's in Pain, Jocks in Shock: Athletics' Cajones Disappear!
Saturday,
May 17- Renfree Field, Sacramento against host Athletics, Won 7-6
(7inns), Won 10-0 as
Sacramento Athletics owner Gregor Wakefield: Took his balls and went home.
Previous results: Friday night May 9- Won 8-4 over host Solano Mudcats at TCUP Stadium, Vacaville. Saturday May 10- doubleheader at Harry Renfree Field, Sacramento against host Athletics, Lost 5-4 (7inns) and Won 9-8 (9inns).
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Results Revised: Website Shaken by Series of Allegations! "That's Not Gregor Wakefield, That's Pablo Picasso!"
Saturday, May 17- Renfree Field, Sacramento against host Athletics, Won 7-6 (7inns), Tied 2-2, Angels went home, who knows why. This site's webmaster has been accused of falsely portraying Saturday May 17's second game with the Sacramento Athletics. Athletics owner Gregor Wakefield responded to this site's earlier version of the game by decrying the "trash talking and inaccuracies." See full text of Wakefield's letter-click here.
At the behest of the team's team of attorneys, the San Francisco Angels Wood Bat Baseball Team Ethics Review Board has agreed to remove the offensive article and depiction from this page, and to launch an investigation into the scope of false information posted here by the Angels' webmaster.
When conf
The scandal surrounding the webmaster's fabrications has shocked the Angels community. "He's not some black reporter from Harvard!" said his dazed nephew, Pinky Brown. "I fell for everything he wrote! Now I don't even know if there's a real Angels team. Hell, I don't even think there's a real Pinky Brown!!!!"
Angels webmaster: Product of a godless society without ethical boundaries, and of the desire to learn Photoshop.
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Revised Results Revised: Follow-Up on Investigation The Angels webmaster has now learned that the Sacramento Athletics deliberately left the game early on May 17 in order to watch the Kings get trounced in the NBA playoffs. The webmaster has now been completely exonerated.
Website UnShaken by Series of Allegations!
That's Gregor Wakefield!"
Saturday, May 17- Renfree Field, Sacramento against host Athletics, Won 7-6 (7inns), Won 10-0 by forfeit, Gregor Wakefield tooks his balls and went home because the Athletics would rather watch TV.
This site's webmaster has been falsely accused of falsely portraying Saturday May 17's second game with the Sacramento Athletics. Athletics owner Gregor Wakefield responded to this site's earlier version of the game by decrying the "trash talking and inaccuracies." See full text of Wakefield's letter-click here. Wakefield's letter is full of trash talking and inaccuracies!
At the behest of the
team's team of worthless attorneys, the
San Francisco Angels Wood Bat Baseball Team Ethics Review
Buffoonery
When confronted with
the numerous accusations, the webmaster conceded that the illustration in
the article is an unauthorized copy of a self-portrait by Pablo Picasso, and
not a depiction of Gregor Wakefield.
It's a caricature, dummy! "I wasn't even
at the game,"
The scandal surrounding the webmaster's fabrications has shocked the Angels community. "He's not some black reporter from Harvard!" said his dazed nephew, Pinky Brown. "I fell for everything he wrote! Now I don't even know if there's a real Angels team. Hell, I don't even think there's a real Pinky Brown!!!!" There might be, but his daddy don't know.
Top left: "Sacramento Athletics owner Gregor Wakefield: Took his balls and went home." That's right! Bottom Left: "Angels webmaster: Product of a godless society without ethical boundaries" - bullshit! we know who the biggest hypocrites are! "..and of the desire to learn Photoshop." -So what, at least now someone has skills around here.
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